January 2011
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Can't sleep.
Might as well buy a new wallet and other useless items I don’t really need on Amazon.
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I wish my mom were Jewish.
Instead she’s a lesbian.
Calvin all grown up
youngvaginaenthusiast:
Disappointed.
Not nearly enough breast on the dash today.
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Hey ma I put my guitar in the trunk of ya car when...
I can’t find it did you move it?
Mom: I gave it to my girlfriends daughter.
Me:
You did What?
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I like to lick my plates clean.
All the time.
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if Stacy Dash made a sex tape....
An epidemic of 3rd degree friction burns across the nation.
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WatchI know this place.
It’s just right down the street.
They make some good chicken there.
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Iron mans suit is powered by the arc reactor in...
He always seems to be low on power in fights. why not just add 2 more arc reactors to his suit?
Batman wouldn’t have this problem. Even with out his belt you lose.
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Everytime Im sitting down, my hand is almost...
yomommalikesme:
#LikeABoss
Right now.
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A feeling I haven't had in 7 years.
The urge the draw.
Welcome back! Why so late at night?
