Green Lantern is the only superhero who can make a giant cue the shape of a dong to play pool with planets, and yet get his ass kicked by Sesame Street's Big Bird because he's allergic to the color yellow.

Source: cracked.com

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  3. lightning-bolt-action said: He overcame that weakness. At least I think Hal Jordan did. All he had to do was face his fears.
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