White House petition of the day: Begin construction of a Death Star by 2016
While Obama’s White House petition site has its heart in the right place, if you ask the internet for stuff, the internet is gonna ask for stuff. Like getting enough petition signatures to have the White House review the idea to secure funding and resources to begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
I think that will happen. Call it a War on Terror expense.
Chinese news confuses masturbation toy with a mysterious mushroom
Earlier this week, Chinese news program Xi’an Up Close told the story of a mysterious two-headed mushroom discovered in the rural part of Liucunbu, outside the capital of Shaanxi province, while digging for a new well. The villagers kept it in a bucket, but it was no mushroom, but a male masturbator toy.